Lots of words and sentences but worth reading yes.x

'True as a wizard, just a blizzard,
I ain't taken no crap.
I'm rhymin' and designin'
with your girl in my lap...'

Club Motherfucker Live! December Edition
SATURDAY 13TH DECEMBER 2008
at Bardens Boudoir
38 Stoke Newington Road
(the Black door and down the stairs to the basement)
Dalston
London N16 7XJ

8:00 - Late
£4 before 8:30, £6 After, £5 with Flyer
Drinks Deals for the first couple of hours and Delicious Vinyl 'RMXXOLOGY ' Giveaway.

Bands early, Dancing and ting 'til late!

Arrive Early Motherfuckers!

Live!Live!Live!

Manda Rin
You are a teenager and start a band with your mates from school. You are fun and spirited and people start to take notice of you. Your band become the only unsigned band ever to appear on Top Of The Pops, get on the cover of the NME and sign to the Beastie Boys’ Grand Royal label in the U.S of 'merica. You sell shed loads in Japan and soundtrack the super cool Powerpuff Girls cartoon series. Everything seems possible but then you suffer one of the most unwarranted press backlashes evs. You brush yourself off and still manage to remain optimistic and in love with music. You are officially awesumz. You are Manda Rin. Hooray!!
Bis were way ahead of their time but the time is now for Manda's solo project, an album of fun disco-punk with a strong guitar pop edge. She cites new inspiration from the likes of CSS, To My Boy and Late of the Pier but lets not forget she has been making that music herself for over a decade now thankyouplease.
Manda Rin we salute you! Come and give her some fucking love!
http://www.planetmanda.com
http://www.myspace.com/musicmandarin

Disasteradio
Luke Rowell has been fascinated with the possibilities of combining synthesized sound with pop melody since his family got a Commodore 64 when he was like, 6 years old. If it had been antiques he was into and he lived in the UK he would have been on Wogan for sure. His adult musical endeavor is an attempt at creating electronic music that is evocative and sudden while embodying a backdrop of new wave / synthpop pastiche, tongue-in-cheek modernism and themes of camp science. It sounds Yum, Eat it up!
http://www.myspace.com/disasteradio

A Grave With No Name
Londons A Grave With No Name was born in Church. Not the house of God, but the bedroom studio of main mans Alax Shields. He started the solo project with a variety of shitty drum machines and dusty guitars and later called on bassist Tom King and guitarist Anupa Madawela to add some welly to the crunchy pop he had already made. The result nods to the likes of Daniel Johnston and Animal Collective and is dreamy goodness. Coolez!
http://www.myspace.com/agravewithnoname

Pash(ly)
'Pash(ly) is Susan Ploetz pretending to be a band all by herself. From uncomfortably intriguing, to beautiful, funny, sexy and danceable: to Pash(ly) it all fits in and makes sense, even if it shouldn't. Susan has toured in the US, Canada, and Asia with her work and has self-released 2 CDs: Meet Me behind the Couch and Soft is Not Weak.' She has been co-curating a performance night called Grab Bag with Khaela Maricich of The Blow since July 2006 and comes to Mofo to perform for you. Feel Special!
http://www.myspace.com/pashly

Super Fun Dance Party
after
with
awesumz guest
Deejay
PARTYGEIST
(Mac3000)
http://www.myspace.com/partygeistishere
w/Mark Eats
+
Between the band sounds
from
Club Mofo
Host/Promoters/The ones who thunk it up
Daughters of the Kaos
w/ TWINKLIFE Djs (Nails Club)

You do the dancing it up, we love you long time
FUNFUCKINTIMEZ!

In the spirit of the lord we have presents for you at this party. The leg ends at Delicious Vinyl have given us a bunch of Rekkids and stuff to give away to celebrate the release of The Delicious Vinyl All-Stars 'Rmxxology Deluxe Edition'.
If you don't already own this, what the fuck is wrong with you guy? You better get one from us for free before anyone else finds out that you're lame. If you do have it, you cool, get one for your Mums Stocking anyway. You know she needs to stop listening to Il Divo!
Here be the low down:
RMXXOLOGY was born a year ago when Delicious Vinyl honcho Rick Ross met Peaches after a show. After agreeing that she would do a version of Tone Loc's "Wild Thing" they began brainstorming a dream team of artists to let loose on the Delicious Vinyl catalog.
This led to the creation of The Delicious Vinyl All-Stars, a collective including prime-time players like Eminem and Diplo, as well as upstart French freakers Mr. Flash, Breakbot, and Don Rimini, and L.A. new jacks Cory Nitta (Pink Enemy/Philippians) and Bobby Evans (Brother Reade). Soon each of the Delicious Vinyl All-Stars was having their way with a Delicious Vinyl classic of their choosing...including classic tracks by Tone Loc, Young MC, The Pharcyde, Masta Ace, The Brand New Heavies, and Fatlip.
FREE STUFF, WOOT! WOOT!

Bardens Boudoir is located at 38 - 44 Stoke Newington Road, Dalston, London N16 7XJ… Travel:The nearest overground is Dalston-Kingsland (two stops from Highbury & Islington tube), Bardens is then a five minute walk up Kingsland Road… Buses 67, 76, 149 and 243 stop on the doorstep. Buses 149, 243 and 76 operate all night… Buses 242, 30, 38, 56 all go to Dalston Junction which is a five minute walk up to Bardens. Buses 38 and 242 operate all night night long baby.

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http://www.myspace.com/clubmotherfucker
http://www.last.fm/group/Club+Motherfucker+Live%21
http://www.flickr.com/photos/32746578@N00/
http://www.myspace.com/clubmotherfuckerrecorded

FYI.The next Mofo will be Saturday 10th January 2009, we are NOT holding a New Years Eve Party this year. FYI.