We are playing here...

THE CELLAR BAR, OXFORD.

Supporting these...

REDJETSON

On this day...

WEDNESDAY.

Tickets are this much...

34 MALAYSIAN RINGGIT

Please come and watch because....

WAFER WILL BE PERFORMING THE LESSER KNOW 'MELT-INSIDE-YOURSELF' TRICK

Buy tickets from here...

http://www.wegottickets.com/event/16486

Or...

JUST TURN UP AT THE DOOR. A MASKED MAN WILL SEARCH YOUR POCKETS FOR TERMITES, AND THEN (PROVIDING THE ABSENCE OF TERMITES) YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO PROCEED TO THE MUSICAL EVENT.