daddy fucking long legs are playing this great pub - cock-shandy crouch told me it's called "lark in the park", doesn't sound like a fucking pub to me, all the pubs in canadia have totally sweet names like "the ship" or "the rose and crown".

but anyway, they are a sweet fucking scronk band and they are onstage at NINE FUCKING THIRTY so don't be late my mates, i'm bummed it costs a shitty 5 euros but i'm still going and so's my mate gary fucking neville, he says they serve APPLE FUCKING CIDER. i fucking love fucking apple cider.

see you there, we are taking our WAGs too but HANDS OFF you fucking brits, they are fucking OURS.

owen hargreaves x