an N95 to be precise but stinking 3 tricked me into a 18month contract apparently and I'm not allowed my freedom until the NINETEENTH of DECEMBER!! Uururgh. I just want a phone that takes pictures :''''''(

They can't give me another phone for free unless I sign up for another stupid contract. The phone they gave me is BROKEN and I keep sending it in and they keep sending it back, STILL fucking BROKEN. So now I have this brick, which has a certain retro cool about it but it's photo capacity is RUBBISH.

Has anyone got £160 to give me so I can leave now?!