As a sociologist daftly fascinated by this ridiculously wonderful country programmes like this are Valhalla, but really why do I feel that all these things happened just so Andrew Marr could talk about them - leave off it, 'Andy' - What next - Nick Robinson's Ipswich? I prefer voiceovers - perhaps John Nettles should do it in future?

And please keep your arms still - I'm flinching every time you make a jerking motion you silly silly man.