I've just discovered, and I swear I'm not going crazy cos I don't have the storage room in my flat to lose things, that one of my two stainless steel saucepans appears to be another item to add to the list of bloody inconvenient things the bastard burglar stole.

Other inconvenient items include:
Twenty (half-used) bottles of nail varnish
All spare buttons, batteries and sewing kits
Bed sheet - it was part of a set, god damn you
Pair of trousers
A plastic container full of bus receipts

(and 6k's worth of stuff besides the above)

If I ever meet ANY burglar, I'm going to kneecap them for the inconvenience.