we have the collection if freaks geeks weirdos and music obsessives on DiS, but who were you in your school? The fat kid who everything laughed at? The primadonna girl who wouldn't date anyone and sat drawing and listening to the Velvet Underground? A dirty greebo who spat at chavs?

I was a geek, I knew all the answers and I was one of the smart boys in the class. This caused me no end of grief up until sixth form.