First up, if Viduka signs for Newcastle he better learn NEVER to set foot in Teesside again. He will be killed.

Secondly, to Arsenal fans - is Aliadiere any good? Looks like we're about to sign him...

Thirdly, don't you love how Skysports make up stories to unsettle players. It's the only place that has ever said that Yakubu wants to leave. Gah. Wankers.