What you'll need:

- A dickie stomach (I got mine from stupid quantities of vodka on top of beer)
- One banana, eaten and well chewed
- Some paracetamol with aspirin
- A final mouthful of scrambled eggs
- A plastic pint glass to 'pour' into.

* YUM!!! *

Banana vomit is a very WRONG thing. It's nice that no matter how much you are sick on vodka you can never get put off it.