According to the news this morning - yes, this is news in SoCal - some Arab shiek is paying Michael Jackson $10M to come to his party.

Will MJ be singing? No. Does the shiek want to play 'find the candy in my pants' with the king of pop? Erm, I dunno..

People apparently pay Paris Hilton to come to their parties.

I used to do the same thing in high school. Only instead of money I used a beer keg.