I just started re reading this. It probably is the funniest thing I will read for most of the week:

It's just full of music info, diced up with some hilarious irreverence:

http://www.buddyhead.com/gossip/

some choice quotes:

"Kevin (Shields), put the bong down. Put it DOWN! If you keep fucking this up, Gus Brandt is going to find you, and pistol whip you every time you try leaving the studio after another full day of re-recording white-noise nobody but you can hear anyway."

"Hey Amy Winehouse… Aaron apologizes for that time a few weeks ago in Manchester when he was in the elevator super smoked, and he said he wanted to take a deuce all over the tattoos of naked chicks on your arms.£

"Daniel Johnston hates jews."