Mike is playing internet pool.
Jeff is hung over.
Shonti is consoling Jeff.
Orville is wearing a spectacular orange shirt and matching tie.
Mark is working.
John is checking ESPN.
Richard is wearing surf trunks and no shoes.
Kelly is wandering aimlessly.
Cary is in Arkansas (why?) and 3/4 people are still not in (it's 11am here).

No one is yet drinking because the office memo says we can't have alcohol on our desks until after 12. No shit. We actually had such a memo.

What are the people doing in your office?