Things I liked from the 'good old days'.
1. Pots of jam with entire ducklings in them
2. Being able to punch whoever you like legally
3. Lottery winnings being split evenly between all players
4. Jesus' popular sunday afternoon radio show
5. Babies being allowed to vote
6. Women knowing their plaice
7. Horses were small enough to fold into your rucksack
8. No one swear except 'piss' and 'quemb'
9. My friend Simon always had his dick out and no one batted an eyelid
10. Forward Russia! were still a folk duo
what did you like about the good old days?