I have to dress up as a pirate for work on

this week, starting on Thursday.

I figured I'd just wear high waisted jeans, lace up boots and an oversized shirt with accesories.

But where can I get an eye patch and a cutlass, etc? I can't get 'em online 'cos they probably wouldn't be here on time.

Apparently previous times they've done it, everyone's had really amazing costumes. And the manager said something about he was looking forward to seeing mine 'cos I make my own clothes a lot and stuff. Which has put the pressure on for me to have a good outfit. Oh dear!