I understand the basics tenants of the game itself. (YOU should understand I am now a Fulham thug who'll throw a beer at anyone even mentioning those fags from Arsenal!)

But I don't get the league structures, being 'relegated', the Champions league versus Premiership, why there're still games after the Chelsea/Man U match (wasn't that the final?) ..and stuff like that.

Can you guys bring me up to snuff a little?