So tonight I have a choice:

- Go out to some shitty bar in my tiny provincial Yorkshire town, get drunk/watch people from my school get drunk. Don't really like anyone there, really expensive, already been out today, no chance of pulling or having any particular sort of non-sexual fun.

OR!!!!

-Stay in, listen to music, mess about on the internet, watch Have I Got News For You, Peep Show and Later With Jools Holland, sober, with my dad.

Choose for me please.

Or someone come round to my house, or pay for me to go to Manchester to see Dandi Wind and rescue me from either!