how about a deal or no deal scenario,but in reverse.
say 22 boxes with numbers from 1-250.the numbers represent number of public lashes you will recieve,and a judge/banker then makes offers.will be for crimes such as bag snatching,mugging,ABH,car stereo theft and all the other pain in the arse crimes that little scrotes in your area commit.
instead of jury service you get to pick a box and stand in the wings.