my three top contenders:

-my little sister throwing my covers off me, jumping on my stomach and throwing a glass of cold water on my head while shouting 'mum is MAD!'

-this saturday night, sent myself nicely off to sleep with a spliff after a mental day where i was drunk by 11am.
woken up at 3ish by one pilled up flatmate and another really, really drunk, bursting into my room and shaking me awake, im naked and i can see two guys standing in my door. then as i shove them out and try to cover myself and find something to wear my drunk flatmate keeps trying to open the door.
bloody horrid way to wake up.

- elbowed in the face HARD by the person i was sharing the bed with (accidently, ofcourse)

beat these please