to the people sat in front of me last night in the cinema who laughed at the Orange advert - fuck off.

to the police for cordoning off the traffic lights and the surrounding area of the W12 centre, therefore changing my route in to the cinema - fuck off.

to the people who didn't recognise Stan Lee in Spiderman3 *geeksnobcentric*- fuck off.

to the couple who took a crying baby to an 8pm showing of a film - fuck off.

to the man on saturday night who, when i rebuffed his advances, said 'you just don't like me because i'm not white' - FUCK! OFF!!!! YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER!!!!!

thanks.