OK, I live a few minutes from the beach..but I almost never go. Today, I went. I dunno why I never go, it was great.

So the water is cold enough to freeze a polar bear's tits. But I have these periodic urges of self-destruction so I said, "fuck you mary mother of god," and jumped in. Old blue shrunk to two inches of dangling fury! "That was stupid, that was stupid, that was fucking stupid!" I repeated while running out of the water.

A half hour later I did it again. Naturally.

Maybe you have a penchant for drinking alfalfa wheat germ milkshakes...or worse, maybe some of yous like to jog. Running, now there's a masochistic recreation!

What's Your Pleasure/Pain Fix!