i heard a true story the other day.

ok, i'll set the scene, sixth form college, A levels, exam time. Maths teacher walks into exam hall to invigilate an exam.
he's a little bored so he sets up his laptop, plugs in the appropriate plugs, and starts surfing the internet whilst keeping an eye on the students.
after a little while, he starts to surf deeper and deeper into the internet's 'red light district' as it were. he gives a little smug smirk to himself 'know one will find out'.

it's around this time where he looks up only to see a student walking out of the exam room and the rest staring open mouthed and silent at the projector screen behind him.
oh yes, the laptop had been plugged into the projector ALL ALONG! OMGZ!
is there a better way to get fired?

how did you get fired last?