So there is a limit right. You should know what you can say, who can say it with and try and keep it in a cheeky but friendly fashion.

Me and the Temp with the fake boobies who is also a fitness instructor (had to squeeze that description in) were chatting over lunch about the weekend and what not.
She said that tonight she will be attending pole dancing classes (apparently it’s a fitness class – go figure) and we shared a little bit of banter here and there – all above board it was too.

Anyway on return to our desks the conversation continued and the guy next to me caught wind of the topic.

He said something like “Yeah I’m gonna head down there and have a perv” and then proceeded to stand up, hold one up to pretend he was leaning against a glass pain and did a full on wanking motion with the other hand whilst sticking his tongue out.
He just stood there and did it for ages.

She tuned to her computer completely embarrassed and I pretty much followed suit as I was embarrassed for him!

Have you got any highly unfunny sex pests in your place of work who constantly do such stunts???