i have noticed both something shocking and disturbing.
the mascara on my left eye always seems to rub off long before that on my length.
i did some detective work (in my head) and i thought to myself 'hey! perhaps its something to do with your stylish yet, possibly now, problemtic indie/emmo fringe thingy on the left side of my head!'

any other girls notice any similar sinister goings like this?

worst thread ever?