People that stick cones out the front of the house so that people don't park there. Quite possibly the most cuntish breed of people there is

WE ALL PAY ROAD TAX, YOU SHIT. YOU DO NOT OWN THAT PIECE OF ROAD

I understand how it must be irritating for somebody to park outside your house. But fucking deal with it. You knew it would happen when you moved there

I'm sorry to sound like prole, but it took me fookin' ages to find a space this morning thanks to bollock-faced people like this. I wish I had the guts to just get out of my car, move the cones and then park there. But I don't wanna come back to a keyed car : (