My cat has been missing for several days now. I fear one of those flying bug creatures from Mexico may have abucted her. I stole Summercat from my neighbors and have regreted it ever since; she is ornery and always wants something during the best part of any television program I'm trying to watch. I don't like this cat ...but I miss her.

I'm thinking of calling the cat police and putting in a missing cat report. But I'm also thinking of the extra money I'll save on cat food.

If you've seen a black and white mutSummercat in your neighborhood would you please call me.