KAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3

A whole quarter of a century old! Not that that's old. That's quite young, I think. Isn't he just wonderful?! And 25 today! Isn't that just wonderful?! Some KAKA facts:

Since November 2004, Kaká has been an Ambassador Against Hunger for the United Nations World Food Programme. He was the youngest ambassador at the time of his appointment

Kaká's favourite book is the Bible (how cute??!!)

In his freetime he likes to be in church, read the bible, and be with his family, particularly his younger brother Digao. (awwwwww)

And here I have assembled every posts I have ever made including KAKA's [<3] name!:

Kaka

PocketMouse | 18 Jun '06, 18:19 | Send note | Reply

Nobody is EVER better than KAKA

He's always the best. Always always always.
PocketMouse | 18 Jan '07, 13:06 | Send note | Reply

Well that was some dire typing there

I think it just did an automatic save =(

Poor Kaka.
PocketMouse | 20 Dec '06, 11:15 | Send note | ReplY

Kaka >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Riquelme

For sure.
PocketMouse | 20 Dec '06, 11:48 | Send note | Reply

It's not just any player though

It's KAKA.
PocketMouse | 20 Dec '06, 11:49 | Send note | Reply

I played on

Did okay and Kaka is now well. It wasn't nice playing without him though. And a couple of players got pissed off at me and requested to be transfer listed because I have favourites. I never played any of them anyway, so it wasn't exactly damaging to me.

[A] Football Manager [Dilemma]

So, the last time I saved the game was about eight matches previous. In that time, I have gone from 4th to 1st in Serie A, beating Inter 5-0, Bayern 6-0, Juventus 9-0 amongst other very strong results. The team/board love me, the media are praising me, the board have given me £30m in transfer funds and generally I have the world at my feet.

Alas, all has gone wrong.

In the last match, Kaka broke his leg meaning he'll be out for a whole FIVE months, Toni for two, and Buffon for about three weeks.

In the three seasons I've done, I've never once gone back on myself to reverse something that's happened [I'm not a cheat], but playing without Kaka for five whole months would be awful - REALLY AWFUL.

So, do I:

A) Cheat and quit without saving, losing tons of amazing results/praise/financial situation - but have Kaka back and playable [I can just about live without the other two]

OR

B) Not cheat, keep my great results, amazing GD but continue the season without my star player - and will probably do worse in future matches as a result.

Don't tell me this isn't an issue; it's eating me up inside - EATING ME UP.....
PocketMouse | 20 Dec '06, 10:46 | Send note | Reply

Replace EVERYTHING with Kaka

PocketMouse | 26 Mar '07, 23:10 | Send note | Reply

Oh my God I hate you

You have no idea how much I hate you. Even Kaka hates you. And Kaka never hates anyone.
PocketMouse | 18 Jan '07, 21:57 | Send note | Reply

I think I'd just send out

Kaka and Roque Santa Cruz. I wouldn't want to compromise the team just to fit in a goalkeeper, or defender, you know?

Ugliest footballers: all the rest.
PocketMouse | 26 Mar '07, 23:31 | Send note | Reply

And also our Milan 'in' group

As far as Football Manager is concerned.

Kaka, Pirlo, Nesta and myself have an awesome little clique going on.
PocketMouse | 06 Mar '07, 12:34 | Send note | Reply

Some Kaka related quotes courtesy of ITV

"Kaka was penalised, but being the gentleman that he is, straight away apologised."

"You could count the number of fouls that he commits in a season with one hand."

Awww, he just got fouled. Stupid Australians.
PocketMouse | 18 Jun '06, 18:37 | Send note | Reply

Kaka!

PocketMouse | 04 Jan '07, 00:05 | Send note | Reply

Brazil versus Australia

...Is another good excuse for starting a thread about Kaka, and how he's possibly the most lovely person in the world. Even with the haircut.

Or you could like, you know, talk about football and stuff.

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Ever get the feeling you're repeating yourself?
PocketMouse | 18 Jun '06, 16:01 | Send note | Reply

KAKA!!!!!!!

Told ya!

He's so wonderful.
PocketMouse | 13 Jun '06, 20:42 | Send note | Reply

Brazil versus Croatia

...Is a good excuse for starting a thread about Kaka, and how he's possibly the most lovely person in the world. Even with the haircut.

Or you could like, you know, talk about football and stuff.
PocketMouse | 13 Jun '06, 19:45 | Send note | Reply

KAKA

That was so cute. He's like a hamster. A biger, more Brazilian, unfluffy hamster.
PocketMouse | 13 Jun '06, 20:32 | Send note | Reply

But not Kaka, surely?

Who could possibly dislike Kaka? He's pretty much the nicest person in football.
PocketMouse | 27 Jun '06, 18:01 | Send note | Reply

They just

Talked about Kaka :D
PocketMouse | 27 Jun '06, 15:45 | Send note | Reply

Brazil versus Ghana

...Is once more a good excuse for starting a thread about Kaka, and how he's possibly the most lovely person in the world. Even with the haircut.

Or you could like, you know, talk about football and stuff.

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Ever get the feeling you're repeating repeating yourself? At all?
PocketMouse | 27 Jun '06, 15:24 | Send note | Reply

:(

Bye-bye Kaka
PocketMouse | 22 Jun '06, 21:26 | Send note | Reply

This is much more like Brazil

...Although he could have let Kaka score that one :(

Maybe.
PocketMouse | 22 Jun '06, 21:14 | Send note | Reply

Brazil versus Japan

...Is yet again a good excuse for starting a thread about Kaka, and how he's possibly the most lovely person in the world. Even with the haircut.

Or you could like, you know, talk about football and stuff.

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Ever get the feeling you're repeating repeating yourself?
PocketMouse | 22 Jun '06, 19:41 | Send note | Reply

But Kaka ISN'T going to die

PocketMouse | 23 Mar '07, 12:23 | Send note | Reply

Kaka not in top 10?

Fools.
PocketMouse | 27 Nov '06, 19:06 | Send note | Reply

Kaka!

PocketMouse | 01 Dec '06, 12:39 | Send note | ReplY

I totally had to miss the match

But Milan won and Kaka scored and I am HAPPY.
PocketMouse | 07 Mar '07, 23:08 | Send note | Reply

Kaka!

PocketMouse | 03 Dec '06, 20:23 | Send note | Reply

Kaka has gone and gotten injured AGAIN

And will be out for another couple of months. And Santa Cruz is now banned from pretty much every mach ever.

They're not even trying....
PocketMouse | 30 Nov '06, 20:49 | Send note | Reply

Kaka got a rating of 4 one match

So I told him the performance wasn't good enough.

He was unhappy and hated me for ages until I raised his wages to a ridiculous amount and told the media how great he is.

It was worth it though.

Although now all my other players hate me due to my pretty blatant favouritism. I'm not very good at all this managing business.

[Well, actually I am, cause I'm only a point behind Inter, and we started -8 down, so that's pretty damn good]
PocketMouse | 27 Nov '06, 13:39 | Send note | Reply

Football Manager for sure

Also, Kaka!
PocketMouse | 18 Jan '07, 16:58 | Send note | Reply

Kaka still loves you

Kaka loves everyone. And everyone loves Kaka.
PocketMouse | 18 Jan '07, 17:00 | Send note | Reply

Kaka?

PocketMouse | 23 Jan '07, 09:29 | Send note | Reply

Kaka

Kaka.
PocketMouse | 20 Feb '07, 20:31 | Send note | Reply

Kaka?

Kaka.
PocketMouse | 20 Feb '07, 20:34 | Send note | Reply

Kaka!

PocketMouse | 20 Feb '07, 20:34 | Send note | Reply

Wait - this is my thread!

And it's meant to be about Kaka.

England out, Heidfeld's car all broken, my thread-creating duty taken from me. Way to ruin my day...
PocketMouse | 01 Jul '06, 19:41 | Send note | Reply

Federer is very lovely

Nearly as lovely as Kaka!
PocketMouse | 25 Jan '07, 12:29 | Send note | Reply

I wonder what happens when you DiS search

'Kaka'.
PocketMouse | 22 Jan '07, 18:52 | Send note | Reply

Or just

Talk about how great Kaka is.
PocketMouse | 22 Jan '07, 18:52 | Send note | Reply

I don't know what to do... just had a huge fight

Cause he got unhappy, and I don't know why, because I do everything right for him, I really do. But anyway, he got unhappy - really unhappy - and then it happens, I'd never even considered such a thing before, but there it is, there in front of me, he wants to be transfer listed. And god, I mean, that really hurt, but I figured we'd sort it out, you know? And, well, to be fair I had been a bit more harsh with my comments, and oh god, it really was all my fault, I messed it up. But anyway, I try everything, we'd been so good for ages, it's got to be fixable, surely? But he starts saying things to the press, bad stuff, that I'm being unreasonable and of course he's right, I screwed up, but it's too late to take the comments back, and he asks to be transfer listed, and I just, I really don't know what to do. It just feels so numb.

And of course, I do everything I possibly can. I increase his wages by over 100%, and those of the players he likes, and his little brother, Digao. I make only positive statements, and try to do everything my players request. ...And it doesn't work, and I know it's all over, it's just so horrible. And of course I can't continue anymore, this squad I've played and won with season after season, it's now so empty and soulless.

But I figure all isn't lost - it'll still be okay. Just start again. Kaka and I, we're brilliant together; we just had a fight, people close to each other do fight, it's inevitable, it's natural. But I'm a few games in now, and of course he's doing good - two hatricks can you believe - he's playing flawlessly. But it's all gone. That BUZZ, our CONNECTION... and there's just nothing.
PocketMouse | 12 Mar '07, 23:48 | Send note | Reply

Oh God, I totally didn't mean that

You see, I was playing earlier and it was a new game and I stuck with Milan and we were doing really well, for sure probably a better start than last time, not too many games in and leading Serie A even with the point deduction. And Kaka is playing perfectly. Scoring very nearly every match. In most matches multiple goals. He's on fire, completely. And he says to the media that it's all thanks to me. That our result and form is down to me. Which of course isn't true, because they really have been playing SO good, and then I praised his form, because he's been getting 10s/9s in every match without fail, and that's really quite impressive, and he responds back thanking me and I remember he really is the most lovely person in the whole entire world. And now his morale is excellent and it's all going so good and the other players are all saying that they love Kaka, and lets face it of course they love Kaka because he really is brilliant.
PocketMouse | 13 Mar '07, 11:07 | Send note | Reply

Your life must me dull

1) Should I cheat in FM07 to get Kaka in a non-Milan team?

2) What colour scheme should I decorate my room with?
PocketMouse | 03 Jan '07, 13:53 | Send note | Reply

Can you upload pictures for players without any?

Kaka's out for another month with a broken hip [ :( ] and I got shouted at for buying Santa Cruz. They didn't think he was good enough, but he's scored at least two goals for about six games straight.

The game's completely inaccurate anyway. Kaka got a red card one match. That would NEVER happen.
PocketMouse | 16 Nov '06, 16:30 | Send note | Reply

Kaka =(

PocketMouse | 06 Dec '06, 23:23 | Send note | Reply

Kaka and Federer

Would make the loveliest team ever. They should play doubles.

Also, I will kill you. Just, you know, an advance warning in case you have one of those stupid 'Before I Die...' lists.
PocketMouse | 22 Jan '07, 12:29 | Send note | Reply

Kaka!

PocketMouse | 04 Jan '07, 09:56 | Send note | Reply

Kaka plays football

This is a thread about football.
PocketMouse | 04 Jan '07, 10:04 | Send note | Reply

Are you implying that he's false?

Kaka is the most genuine, lovely person ever.
PocketMouse | 25 Feb '07, 20:20 | Send note | Reply

Kaka

PocketMouse | 11 Sep '06, 11:42 | Send note | Reply

But you like

Kaka, right?
PocketMouse | 27 Jun '06, 21:55 | Send note | Reply

Kaka?

Please no.
PocketMouse | 18 Jan '07, 20:05 | Send note | Reply

I do nothing without Kaka

PocketMouse | 18 Jan '07, 19:59 | Send note | Reply

Kaka!

PocketMouse | 22 Jan '07, 13:09 | Send note | Reply

He might seem all nice

But he called Kaka overrated. Can you imagine?
PocketMouse | 13 Mar '07, 02:05 | Send note | Reply

Football?

Kaka!

I used to get charity-clothes all the time. Literally everyone we knew with older kinds on the estate would hand them down to me until I was about 14. We're not poor though. I don't think.
PocketMouse | 04 Jan '07, 01:50 | Send note | Reply

For the rain to stop

For Eric's car not to break down
For a nice day out in the countryside
For Kaka to be amazing [well, that's less of a hope, and more of a pleasant knowledge, but still...]
PocketMouse | 03 Apr '07, 09:16 | Send note | Reply

Kaka!

PocketMouse | 04 Jan '07, 02:37 | Send note | Reply

Kaka!

PocketMouse | 03 Jan '07, 16:12 | Send note | Reply

Kaka!

Isn't he lovely? Just lovely. He really is.
PocketMouse | 03 Jan '07, 16:21 | Send note | Reply

I don't like Milan - I actively dislike Milan

I just like Kaka [and Pirlo, but he's no Kaka].

He's great.
PocketMouse | 03 Jan '07, 16:23 | Send note | Reply

..!!!!

Kaka
By PocketMouse in thread :(

:(
Bye-bye Kaka
By PocketMouse in thread Brazil versus Japan

But then
Kaka would be sad :(
By PocketMouse in thread Brazil versus Ghana

But you like
Kaka, right?
By PocketMouse in thread Spain v France

Kaka!
By PocketMouse in thread Team of the Tournament

Kaka
By PocketMouse in thread people it's impossible to dislike

Kaka!
By PocketMouse in thread Champion's league

Kaka!
By PocketMouse in thread Cristiano Ronaldo

Kaka =(
By PocketMouse in thread Lille is qualified !
PocketMouse | 03 Jan '07, 16:49 | Send note | Reply

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Happy Birthday KAKA!!! <3 xxxxx