is really, really shit

Came to Berlin for six nights, was ok for two then totally fecked, fullon flu and gastro/food poisoning symptoms. Also think I've got an abscess starting in a back tooth. Leave tomorrow, tried to book a flight home today but nothing available. No one to talk to/moan at here and the wireless connection in my hotel doesn't work on my floor, same in NYC 2/3 weeks ago, so I can't even email people to demand sympathy. Have just spent an hour in the internet cafe down the road and it's the total of the amount of time I've spent out of my room over the last three days combined

I know some of you will be able to knock my 'ordeal' into a cocked hat with your own experiences, go on, cheer me up