Whilst out with chaps on Saturday a wayfaring man asked me for some money and starting singing 'love of the common people' and I said 'Jimmy Cliff!' and wittered on about early singles and Trojan Records -to whch he replied "You is black on the inside" and all my friends cheered or something.

IN return, would it be wrong if I had sung say, 'National Express' and he had shouted 'Divine Comedy' and then had a chat about financial issues at Setanta Records and I had I responded "You are white on the inside", would that have been bad?