Yesterday I went to Havant, which is 'near Portsmouth'.

And I really liked it. The people I met were pleasant, and it seemed like a nice and clean little town. I also liked the train station, which I think is an important part of any town.

In addition, the majority of the women I saw were pretty damned attractive. Which was nice. So, have you ever been pleasantly surprised by a place you thought was going to be a run-down hellhole full of retired dockers and teenage single mothers?

I have to get fitted up for a suit later today. I hope the guy cups me while he does me inside leg. It might provide me with some excitement in my sad little life. Also: god bless cummerbunds, and the fat they conceal.

Bored yet?