Where the hell would my life be without it? When my tele is on, I'd reckon about 70% of the time it's on channel 405

I don't much care for the short blonde one who does the horses in the morning. There's something about her that I don't trust

Who's your favourite female presenter? And your favourite male?

Favourite guest 'expert'?

And what's the deal with that middle aged, fairly ugly presenter? Has anyone else noticed that they only put him on late at night? Poor bastard