im writing a quick news article about a franz ferdinand (drummer) doing a guest dj set in middlesbrough tonight.

how do i make this interesting?!

alternatively can anyone think of any Franz Ferdinand puns. so far i have "playing for your darts of pleasure", "'Were you with a lady last night sir? Did she want it sir?'and various "take me out" 'gags' but thats so painfully bad i think i'll sack the entire thing of.