I was just going to lunch when one of this coversation just happened in my office between about 5 people:

"If I hear that song by the band with the fat woman singing it, I'll chuck the radio out the window!"

"Whose that then?"

"Have you seen her? She's massive, lead singer of the band. Her and Kate Moss got to the final of 'Worlds Sexiest Woman - can you believe it?!"

ME: "Wow, thats like two ends of the scale huh?!"

"Who are you talking about? Which band?"

ME: "You mean the Gossip..."

"Yeah, thats the one. Kate Moss won, but they've both been given modelling contracts by Topshop. It's obscene - she's so fat. What about the middle sized women? Moss is super skinny"

ME: "standing in the way of controlllll.."

"Thanks James, that didn't help - who are they?!"

"She's massive......"

ME: *walks out office cracking up*