I saw this for the first time last night and was appalled at how truly shit it was.

Is it true that camp 'medium' bloke with the shit hair and vague Scouse accent was a footballer once? Are they contracted to become massively eccentric when they retire?

And why the fuck don't they get half-decent actors in for this shit? It was painful to watch these half-wits try to convince us they'd seen a ghost or whatever.