My job don't need me because of stupid easter parliamentary recess. Plus neither of the agencies I'm with have anything for me to do.

So yeah, I'm gonna be like, well poor and stuff, and I'm planning to not leave the house until Saturday.

Suggestions of how can I entertain myself without spending any money?

Anyone want to come round my house and help me drink the crapload of Oranjeboom I just bought for no real reason?