No cheating or looking elsewhere, post what you think the words are to everyones favourite ode to the Munchkins in The Wizard of Oz:

ooooooooooooo

The people and the people and the hear the sound / rolling in the gutter as they gather round / The people and the people and the people and the people and the / Hear the sound won't you tell me what the din is / gather round

the singer is hooked / woah-eh-oh
the singer is hooked / woah-eh-oh
the singer is hooked / woah-eh-oh
the singer is hooked / woah-eh-oh
kitchen is cooked / woah-eh-oh
scissors are blunt / woah-eh-oh
the singer is hooked / woah-eh-oh
(unintelligible noise)

ooooooooo

(Repeat)

Any advances?