This isn't band wagon jumping, I was doing this kind of thing well before lemonbrickcombo got famous.

1) They call me William the Pleaser
I sold opium, fireworks and lead

2) I wish I was among them
Sitting pretty drinking Evian

3) You're driving a stake straight through
The heart of this green and pleasant land

4) Going to put you in bottles and jars
And keep the bigger bits in the boot of the car

5) I'm a festival, I'm a parade

6) Playing feedback over tannoy systems
You look desperate, you look pathetic

7) Choo choo choo choo choo beep beep

8) And so the boring collect
I mean all disrespect
In the neighbourhood bars I once dreamt I'd drink

9) I'm sorry free market
But I've chosen darkness

10) And as heaven's gates swung to let him in
He uncrossed his fingers and allowed himself a grin