OK, so I'm in my buddy's garage playing geetars 'n stuff. He's the guitarist for an old punk band, China White - a local fave, but I'm sure you guys don't know them.

So in keeping with my theory that most musicians of quality (cos he does rip on guitar) have terrible taste in music he asked me if I wanted to go to see an all chick Iron Maiden cover band. I politely declined.

Gigs You Knew Were Going To Be Shit, They Were Shit, But Your Friend(s) Dragged You Along Anyway!