I saw quite possibly the worst set of my life last night, from a Leeds band called Middleman. They're basically a load of guys in trucker caps, sun visor/dreads combos etc who peddle an unholy mix of Madness, Just Jack and shit early 90s dance music. And the most depressing part is, their single, fittingly titled 'BLAH BLAH BLAH', has got Top 10 hit written all over it - if your ears can bear it, you can hear it here: http://www.myspace.com/middlemanpop
or here:
http://middleman.moonfruit.com/