ArnoCorps
Bio
Hailing from the alpine slopes of the Tyrol mountains (via the glistening shores of San Frantastic) this band deliver what the world has been waiting for in terms of action adventure rock and roll. Exactly. Boasting bursting muscles, mind-warping tales of futuristic battles, and ballsy attitudes about chasing the pump whilst surviving on a strict diet of green berets: ArnoCorps ARE the greatest band of all time, right there.
Their debut album (The Greatest Band Of All Time, available from Anticulture Records, see tracklisting below) was recorded live in the studio, the only way that you would only expect ballsy studs to be record. Alright! The album itself succeeds on many levels at giving advices about the tales of ancient Austrian folklore as their forefathers and history intended them to be told: that is to say totally unlike the bastardising and profit-making raping that has occurred to these treasured tales since Schwarzenegger's involvement in the Hollywood action film business. Exactly.
ArnoCorps have now immigrated to and mostly play live in California but occasionally fly back to their European motherland to spread the gospel of the truth behind Schwarzenegger’s lies, let me tell you. UK-side members of the ‘Corps can expect to bear witness to their terrifying live show in July 2008. The band are also set to release a documentary DVD (The Greatest Documentary Of All Time) around about December 2007 which details their plight to reignite the flames of the turbulent stories of archaic Austrian adventurers.
To read about the band’s own mysterious adventuring pasts go to ArnoCorps.com. Do it. Do it now.
Tracklisting:
- Arno Intro
- Predator
- True Lies
- Total Recall
- Commando
- Collateral Damage
- End Of Days
- Sixth Day
- Running Man
- Raw Deal
- Eraser
- Crom (Strong On His Mountain)
- Wheel Of Pain
- Terminator
- Last Action Hero