wrightylew

dylanmustdie

stop trying to link class with music.

although it might appear that there's a definite parallel between 'poor people' and 'shit lad music', it's a massive misconception.

it's also pretty patronising.

he made some really good record about 20 years ago and thinks he's John Lennon.

He's a total nobody. A man who lets his "no-bullshit northern hero" reputation define him to the core.

The last time I forced myself to listen to him was his anti war song. It was like jumping into a pile of fibreglass.

10/10

answer: no.

Prince - fair enough
Radiohead - no thanks. They play all the fucking time all over the country and they'd be dull as fuck.
David Bowie - yeah.
Nine Inch Nails - lol, do you think it's Download Festival? Portishead - zzz past-it 90s boring advert musac
Beastie Boys - no-one cares about them any more
Pulp - Jarvis Cocker is a total joke.
Elton John - honestly...?
Arctic Monkeys - too little, no big tunes, already did it and were shit.
Muse - too Readingy. Appeal to too shit an audience.
Manic Street Preachers - no-one cares about them any more.
Suede - see above
Coldplay - why would you want that!?

Let's hope for The Stones, maybe a Faces reformation and not bothered who else - hopefully someone shit on the Sunday that draws all the dickheads.

But less of the bands - honestly, seeing pictures of people at microphones is boring. We wanna see what everywhere looks like and what state the festival is in, weatherwise in particular!

trying to make everyone talk it down.

"Is Glastonbury REALLY the best thing to ever happen to the universe since antibiotics, like everyone says it is? REALLY though?"

It's so great to know that modern bands are in touch with the issues that matter.

This is why Macca's my favourite man in the world.

I wish I was him. Well played, Paul.

I'd put money on the fact that 'misfiring old-timer' Rod Stewart was better than Pulp but then again who cares?

One thing I will say is that 'Glastonbury moments' don't tend to be so much with the bands and the gigs that I watch, but the things that happen to me and my mates when we're there. Bands play everywhere. Watching some boring indie band play their best song might be brilliant but it's not exclusive to Glastonbury.

even tries to attempt snobbery.

"the Stella-swilling, Hackett-wearing yobs they tend to attract"

“The type of people in journalism who have been championing tend to be more of the super-credible journalists, I seem to be taken a lot more seriously now. When you get older it’s a nice thing to feel.”

Someone fancies himself as a JouRnALiSt huh?

"Long-haired lothario Russell Brand..."

Good start. I doubt it's ever been used by anyone else in the entire world ever before.

"Hey Sean, I heard that a radio station I dislike is employing a pair of DJs I dislike. Mind if I write an article in which I attempt to ridicule both of these things, with my own style of 'humour'?"

What a loser.

But I think everything's been said that needs to be.

LOL @ kissinginkansas. "What have you ever done?" What has Paul Morley ever done, you tramp?

This is embarrassing. This is more embarrassing than having your trousers fall down, tripping over them and wetting yourself out of sheer shame.

He.

-Carter

No one gives a fuck any more.

Didn't think so. Mong.

"Well, that should be fun. Amsterdam's a cool place."

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I don't read the reviews on here any more, but fucking hell. Get off the fence, you poof.

Let's see if their third album gets any attention / release.

See above.

"Sadly, that won't lend it any more substance, but is that really why you love The Prodigy? No, it's probably because you were there, in the halcyon days, throwing shapes in the church of dance."

kissing the arse of a nobody loser.

you ultimate fucking saddo

The Monkees' music is fucking fifty times better than this evil, horrible band's.

amazin

hence this lolable review

in a few years.

I can see why.

Ultimate dogdirt.

DIS EXCLUSIVE!!!!

listen to that barrell being scraped?

its also in my top 10 songs of all time.

American bands don't tend to have any grasp of subtlety. Bt that song is perfect.

The horn makes it.

All my colleagues will be wearing their "The Who", "Oasis" or "Arctic Monkeys" tshirts, and I'll be there with my "Neutral Milk Hotel" one.

They'll all be coming up to me going "hey that's an interesting shirt - what's that band like?" and I'll feel really cool:

a) because I'll be able to tell them about them
and
b) because it will be my sole moment of social superiority over my colleagues

<3

but if I was gonna wri(gh)te(ylew) something I'd probably credit it to my real life self as opposed to my messageboard persona.

PS. wow look at how cool that guy looks, with his cRaZy glasses

I fucking ADORE that song.

Please go away and take your silly little producer with you.

That party you played at in Leeds - that lad who made you try and guess his name: ME.

Supporting the fucking Who at Shea fucking stadium?

That's about as un-punk as you can get.

Ooh, did anyone else know that DiS once released a single for the Kaiser Chiefs?

You're a hypocritical fool. Your site is famous for its elitist attitude to bands like Oasis, but because they're the only people who'll talk to you, you're somehow into the Kaiser Chiefs?

Pathetic.

'Katherine Kiss Me'
'Bite Hard'
'Lucid Dreams'
'Turn It On'

Is it just me or do these seem like something a journalist would come up with in a nasty article about them? "What We Think The Titles Will Be In FF'S New Album"

z

Graduating from a place writing articles like this to one that actually has the opportunity to talk to people as big as Oasis.

Well done, Diver.

prominent hippies of the century. You're going to know what he believes in.

Would you rather him have said things like 'Pitchfork' or 'jam sandwiches'?

He's still got his soul, which is more than can be said for most of them.

than his CSNY days :'(