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I hope it's Napoleon III...

and some spanish security guys (who I'd previously imagined to all be gentle politically correct keepers of the peace) turned out to be racist and rather heavy handed.

Shrug.

A) 'The Past Is A Grotesque Animal' is the answer. Either that or no-one's gonna win this thing.

But, with the posible exception of the remix stuff (which is inherently bland), all these questions have been applicable (and repeatedly asked of and answered by) howlin' pelle since 2001. And therefore it's hardly surprising that he doesn't manage to/bother to come across as hilarious, or say anything terribly interesting.

like 3 years ago. Very entertaining banter, but age (and possibly arthritis) has taken his guitar playing ability from him.

Either that or he just finds it funny to strum open A chords during the intro to Jonny B Goode and still get applauded for it.

I have no idea, but I do hope it's the second.

at about 3am writing my dissertation. After a while you sort of get into it, but I have no desire to ever feel like that again, ever.

pissed me off.

Though someone did once give me a motorhead tape from a charity shop for my birthday. That was awesome.

but he's still a cunt.

but too much of my music is downloaded. The ideal is to be rich and buy everything on vinyl. But I can't afford a record player let alone everything on vinyl.

but mainly coz it tastes like piss.

"proper" gig experiences at the zodiac. I've seen better bands at various london carling venues but as gigs they've not been half as good. ffs. The competition commission should make someone like kronenbourg buy some venues, at least we could get some decent lager. And whoever tells me which corporate bunch of cunts owns kronenbourg wins no prize.
I'm actually pissed off at whoever the owners were for selling up, they must have been making money. Bastards. I hope they still let the wheelchair bound guy I always used to see upstairs back in the day get down the front. For all I know he was the owner, but he did look ace.

work harder on their hair than on their music. This is irritating. 60's garage rock is what all music should sound like, but within said genre they are at best average, and actually, are probably pretty shit.
They're still probably better than anyone else who gets in the NME these days but it's hard to name bands that aren't.

is god's way of telling you your band should have fucking quit already. Isn't that right Pete Townsend?

Seriously though no shit sherlock.

I really really hate them. So broadly speaking, one of them being slightly burned, or even nearly slightly burned, is a good thing. However the Towers of London are shit. I can live with the whole we're so rock n roll we are stuff, what I don't get is
1 They don't seem to have any songs. I saw them at truck a couple of years back and it was just sub ramones riffs with more distortion and rubbish vocals. They were worse than the rubbish local bands.
2 Are they not really really really old? I saw them up close at Truck, and I have to say if NME does have a policy on age they clearly aren't following it. They looked like they might genuinely have been a shit 80's glam rock band who never made it, then bizarrely were picked by the NME to be famous. Madness.

is not a reason to quit a band. Pussy.

On the plus side though hopefully the Darkness will fuck off and die now. Is there any word on him hoping to continue to emulate freddy by having moderately well recieved by fools that like him solo work then die of aids?
I assume that's what this is all about.

Chulahoma. Which actually was a 6 track EP (+ some answer phone message from the wife of a dead bluesman but that ain't music) instead then.

And I mean pay me. I reckon £500'd be reasonable.