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of orrible legs.

Let the snark continue, it's a bit of fun, something we don't get enough of at the moment! I read those comments under Iglu & Hartley review – what a bunch whining bastards, I can't believe people so young whine and complain like they're Victor Meldrew.

The comments reminded me of what Lars from Metallica recently said about the internet giving an amplified voice to the moaners of the world. It's true!

put on their site that Walkemen were doing a much larger tour which would of come through Bristol at the Louisiana venue. I don't know what happened there!

I blame NME for this and I blame them for everything else. Nothing new there.

and 1st listen sounds good. Not convinced its good enough to gain a wider audience – something they deserve more than most.

Fingers crossed I'm wrong!

Sunday, in a park after sonar weekend, waiting till it's time to travel to airport. Some dude tries to nick my bag, he does nick my mates bag. We chase after him. No luck. We tell the Police. I lose track of time. Now running late. Just make it on to late coach. Miss the last call for my plane by 5mins. Plead with security to let me on plane. No chance. My mate manages to catch his plane. I'm all alone.

Some dude misses the same plane as me. He just came from happy hardcore gig in some 'orrible resort that name starts with 'Playa'. He says 'I've got a place in Playa... Come stay with me'. I'm skint, stuck in Genova airport, I uumm and ahhh for a bit, then I say yeah, why not.

I ended up spending the night with 10 mad men from the midlands in a part of Spain that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. They had trashed their rooms and there was shit all over the toilets. I wanted to die. Later, they smuggled me into the last night of this happy hardcore festival. Girls in fluffy boots and bare chested men out of their nuts. It was hell. I got very drunk and got on with it. We stayed till 5.30am. I don't like happy hardcore as it turns out.

The next morning I said my thanks and goodbyes and spent the whole day being on the verge of puking whilst waiting for another plane – a plane as it turns out is full of people coming back from the happy hardcore gig. Rowdy lot.

Many lessons were learnt over that 24hrs. I won't bore you with them. God, what a fucked up day that was. And I had to go back to work the next day.

ears aren't offended by this! Sounds OK for a first listen!

Worst album? Nonsense. Stop being a snob. I shall agree with you on Pablo Honey though. But comparing the two albums is a cheap shot.

If your looking for Beck's worst album, try looking at his recent output.

song has a novelty factor. Unintentionally funny, especially the video.

I don't like it but it's better than the norm of US R&B at No1. It sound really home-grown so I'm really surprised it got to No1.

'at' god damn it.

you should look and what usually makes Number One.

he was doing London dates. Doesn't look like it though. Has anyone else heard similar tall stories or tales?

was funny – funny because it made a lot of serious minded DIS readers very angry (my favourite sport).

I shall spill some beer on the floor for another lost homey.

RIP

She was one of the main reasons that made me get tickets for Sonar. You know what I mean?

is complete without the Locust being there. They've probably being to Butlins more times than Shane Richie has.

God help me. Then god help them.

I liked it. Last hip hop album I bought though. Not sure what that says.

everyday on my way to work. It's beautiful. He'll need to sell 100.000+ albums to pay for the heating bills alone.

FACT!

And yes, I've downloaded it but fully intend to get the vinyl which should pay for a few hours worth of heating.

comical review of a Muse DVD to viewpoints of the Iraq war is a little off.

I do love dis, but compared to the Iraq war, my own life, and even Leo Tolstoy I do find dis news irrelevent. It's music news for cocks sake! If the BBC starting churning out articles like this then I'd be pissed off as you are Stewart, but your treating an irrelevent, vaguely funny music review like dis just dropped bombs over Baghdad.

Time of the month then? - What a cock.

remind me that there are a lot of cocks out there. I ask myself 'how do people get so wound up over a muse dvd article?' We aren't shareholders in dis, we don't even buy dis proudcts, yet some feel there is some given right to control what's been featured on the site because they know better.

Fortunately, they don't, and I couldn't be happier.

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Uxbridge is technically London, in the same way a Tomato is technically a fruit. If you see what I mean.

are so full of hate! I've never come across the word 'fag' being used so many times to discuss a band. It must be the skinny tops that freak them out!

you're sooo fucking ironic these days feedmetotheforest...........yawn.

review reminds me why I love DIS.

The review is a car crash, but DIS still puts it out to the wolves. Wolves in this case being scrotums like 'Scrotum' who's comment and 'interests' are still causing me to laugh two days later.

God bless DIS and all the 'sensitive' users who sail her.