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Fucking wicked

really. Corgan = genius

I went to a Mchine Head concert at The Astoria once

(I was young OK) and anyway, the entire sound system went for about 30 minutes. There was nearly a riot. It was pretty cool.

Bollocks

Ian Brown

is the fucking don. The original swaggering manc. Liam is the poor man's Ian. His music is fucking excellent and his band produced one of the best albums evah! Can't see a reason why he shouldn't have this award.

IN YOUR FACE JOHN SQUIRE.

Post-modern

in fact.

Didn't Corgan put two full page adds in the Chicargo Times

about a reunion and so far only Jimmy has replied?And apparently Darcy is off the scale mental.

Anyway, pleeeaaaasse reform. Pumpkins are out and out wicked.

McWHY?

Hahahahahaha.

Sorry.

You missed OAO?

Boo!

I dunno, it has a place

There's no other light hearted piece of crap you can read for 15mins that isn't just pure scum. At least the Sun is the voice of the man on the street.

Then again, in the words of Sid Vicious: I've met the man in the street and he's a cunt.

btw

I was by no means suggesting N*SYNC ever produced good records.

Have you noticed that in this day and age

every famous person's sell by date has been extended well, indefinately by reality TV.

If you can't produce anymore good records THEN FUCK OFF!

It makes it sound as if he ran off somewhere

Still, RIP. Legend.

The Sun

were literally licking their collective arrogent ringpieces today. I fucking really hate The Sun when it talks about music. It' knows abolsutely nothing. It should stick to witch-hunts, tits and football.

Ah, I bet Axl still has too many

rock ballards flowing through him for it to be that good.

But it will sell because of the anticipation.

Still, £5 bet still on. Who's buying?

Bet you £5 Chinese Democracy

will be shit.

Why do I hate McCartney?

I so shouldn't but the guy's a fucking plum duff of the highest order.

Hanging around on a Glasgow street at night

no thanks!

There's no way I've ever gonna miss a ss* concert

at least for the time being.

Now this is helpful DiS news.

Smmosh aren't great

from what I'v heard. Still, for their age their wicked. I suppose.

Uri Geller

is just a knob surely?

Shouldn't he be on the BBC's "just a knob" poll?

This review is excellent,

totally well written and completely gives the reader an accurate overview of how the album sounds. Most reviews don't even slightly manage this. Sorry, had to add that as I was just impressed. Well done Jonathan Fisher.

I only have

about 6 of these albums. Does this mean I'm a twat?

Still nice list. Good bit of word DiS!

OppostitionT

fucking loves Montana. They must be good.

Townsend is a legend

if you forget about that whole kiddie porn thing.

He rules though. He fucking showed everyone up at Live8 by just being so damn good.

"He had to really: his Dad's in jail"

Hahahaha. That really is quite amusing.

Motorhead

absolutely rule.

Bollocks

Bono is a dick. AtLive* he said "there'snothing we can do aspop stars... it's only the poeple out there, youlot that can do something". FUCK OFF YOU IRISH JESUS.

Prince to bow to the onset of old age?

Prince absolutely rules. Still. He's a fucking enigma man.

iLiKETRAiNS - A Rook House For Bobby

This band do have a wack name - But they rule.

DiS is Five: More gigs, more fun, new logo!

Arrhhh, this be the best logo I seen since I lost me eye fighting a giant squid just off the gulf of Monster Island.

'Shambles' baby ready for birth

I've never heard anyone with even a wiff of music knowledge / taste think Babyshambles were remotely good. Fuck Forever was bad. Really bad. I even heard the acoustic version and it still sounds like one of those annoying pissed blokes at a party who sits in the corner playing shite songs.

Six dates for Three Inches

It was only a matter of a few posts before someone made a cock joke.

Hockey Night in the UK

'slaright I guess.

Jet on new album: "five times better than Get Born"

All these gags I wanted to make. Note to self: Must post quicker dammit.

DFA1979 read your Romantic Rights, again

12" and download only? Stoopid.

Chiefs ready festive DVD

Kaiser Chiefs are a one album wonder. But alright.

Art-Brut are a one hit wonder. And apart from Formed a Band, they suck. Arse. The fact that people treat them like darlings of the underground scene makes me feel sick. Sorry, digressing...

Madonna is Madonna, "take it or leave it"

Madonna's done nothing good Since Ray of Light. And I'm only saying that too be nice. She's a bag'o'wank.

"Push the button don't push the button" I mean, what's all that about? She should stick to writing children's books. Funny, if she died in 1991, she'd be a legend.

Break up? Garbage! Manson dismisses rumours

Please, please, please, please, please, please break up. Please. Please. Go on. Please.

"Dangerous" Canadian wins chance to front INXS

What about Yates?

"Dangerous" Canadian wins chance to front INXS

Is dangerous his middle name? Or is it Colin?

Demo Nirvana: 22-track compilation due

No more raping of Nivana back catalog. No more! No more!

The Darkness return on a one-way ticket

You see... tomddf's comments are exactly what I'm talking about. Just because some people who like the Darkness are "people who don't really like music" (which I do agree with) doesn't mean that's a valid reason to hate a band. Who cares what other people think? Stop buring your 'sell out' Interpol records and remember: It's all about the music man.

The Darkness return on a one-way ticket

Ah, all you shitters bad mouthing The Darkness are the same morons who jumped around to 'Get Your Hands Off Of My Woman' before they "sold out" (by people buying their records) so suddenly it wasn't cool to like them anymore. Also cue, a minor Kaiser Chiefs obsession in early 2005, and god forbid if Bloc Party get too successful.

Stellastarr* - Harmonies For The Haunted

My Coco, My Coco, it's all reviewers go on about. It's not even the best song on the first album.

Still, this record is obviously gonna be good, it's more of a matter of how good.

100 bands to play massive free festival in Middlesbrough! What's not to like?

Well the Queens Of Noize are playing.

Oh wait, you said good bands, not people who play records on a record player.

Darkness' bass man quits

Shame on all you for your collective snubbing of The Darkness. Why you were probably the crowd requesting 'Get Your Hands off of my Woman' in clubs when you first heard it. But wait, they got a little to popular and suddenly it didn't seem as ironic right? You're also the same people who probably bought Blur's Country House single or JJ72's 'Why Won't it Snow?'

The Darkness are wicked, and that's that.