mognolian

Hey?

Why?

...£27 on ebay.

It was shit.

...day in the history of Wireless to sell out.

Factissimo.

dodgy harmonies.

...headlined a stadium?

thomascraig you are ridiculous.

Cnuts

...Muff Diver!!

You know nothing about cricket.

...if you lot inflict another album as shit as Last Impoossions of Earth then don't bother you bunch of Kings of Leon wannabes.

I changes Impressions to Impoosions cos the album was poo. See what I did there. Funny man - that's me!

Yeah.

F*ckfaces

...best band at the festival.

...have a great album out this month.

It gets 8/10.

…I quite liked the ad -hoc amateurish performance. Jim Noir was very funny making up excuses for lots of rubbish mistakes.

The venue was rammed. I saw a bitch fight too!! One girl pushed another. The girl retaliated with a pint of cider. The come back was an open palm to the face. Well exciting.

I'm very confused with the tense of this review? Are we past, present or future?? Who knows? NOT YOU SHAPIRO!! I didn't see anyone moving like microwave popcorn - that seems ridiculous. Also, ephermal is a silly word for a gig.

The support band called some number were rubbish. Atrocious. Sir Simon was quite pleasant. Presumably you couldn't be arsed to watch the support bands could you Shapiro??

Yet, Shapiro is not on today. Nor is anyone. Let's hope he saunters whimsically home through the microwave popcorn coomuters on the tube during an ephermal part of the day and that spilled beer doesn't make anything soggy. For today it is/has/was/is going to be a sad day for the effortless talent of Noir, Jim who needs to practice more in the muudied waters of the mississipi.

Does that make sense? NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T!!!!

6/10

Counting Crows

Springsteen

Kings of Leon

Sold out. Boo.

How long does it take to write a few words!!??

...if you missed out.

...how are Battle getting on?

...because Kings of Leon are good and Tori Amos is a bit ginger.

Arcade Fire are also good and I want to Sit Down when James sing their song as I've never done that before.

I'm such a c*nt.

I swear!!!

You thought wrong.

Put your thinking cap on before you type next time.

...none of them.

Get your facts right Muff Diver.

Really shit live experience with a right cock as singer.

...in February you thick shit.

This tour is in May Stoopid.

Not really.

...are they.

...are rubbish.

That's all.

...band.

...is a massive cock.

They just play their tunes and go. Don't try to be anything hteir not.