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to be a nob or anything, but it's reductio ad absurdum, with a 'u' not an 'a'.

going to get anywhere... except to number one in the charts.

How can James Blunt and 50 Cent both me at number 10?

Phenomena is plural.
heat magazine doesn't have a capital letter.

I actually thought you were joking!

certainly not a big Cribs fan, but this song as actually really good.

literally can't understand all this hatred for Robbie Williams. Surely he's just taking the piss?

is 'shit' censored in the title but not in the article? Interesting...

quite a middle name.

say that it's probably the worst thing of all time.

'gic'

it really is surprisingly good.

This means a new album soonish i guess. Will it be good? Probably not, but I will get it anyway.

it's "the poor groom's bride is a whore"? That makes more sense.

There's always a rat in separate.

apart from the guitarist? Man, he must have a great time getting drunk on his own.

Also, why not a 10?

London Calling? That's not bad.

for the video for it? Neil Hamilton is sexy

but surely a zero is a bit ridiculous.

a great song, but I've heard the album's not up to much.