matthewslaughter

imagine koz being easily replaced...especially by sons and daughters...not that they're bad, but, come on.

didnt he?

to charlie brooker.
he's the poundstretcher version at best.

with the point/s being made, just a really bad article, poorly written, purposely obscurist, incredibly pretentious and borederline unreadable.
if your actual point is ' i don't like other journalists what are old and i dont like punk' then just say it.
that 'self esteem' bit was hilarious though.

almost too good to be true...johnston, fanclub, sparklehorse..i'm there, there like a wooden bear.

nme look like utter clits once more.
moz wins, conor fails.

fancies a quick game of cockmuffbumhole?

leonard cohen is his best album and also one of the best albums ever made.

fucking gent and a really lovely funny bloke too.
so arse off, arse.

is just completely played out. glastonbury doesn't have that mystique it used to have, festivals were fashionable over the last couple of years and now seem to be on the downturn (thank fuck, less idiots) and to be frank, jay z, the verve and kings of leon, though i like all three acts do not stand up to, off the top of my head:
rem, neil young, kanye...or similar.

in lewisham is outstanding - cheap beer, huge smoking garden, live bands almost every night and a jukebox that actually has things like at the drive-in for non-band nights.
amazed that the windmill wasn't higher in this list. god bless that place.

on glory...chrome dreams 2 was great...recent tour amazing, borderline life-changing.
can't wait.
great pic btw.

has no-one considered, especially considering the tone and language used that this may well be an in-joke between them? sounds friendly bantery to me...

line-up. good on yer moz.

that purports to be from chinese democracy was fairly good. a couple of kick-ass tunes.

is mint-phresh.

most annoyed to miss hearing them play west of the fields.
cock.

sheryl crow actually pretending to have joined fleetwood mac? amazing

of crack do you think she charges?

i've never been simultaneously aware of cancer and my own hard-on at the same time before!

scissor sisters.
and i'd spike every overpriced plastic tub of carlsberg with five grams of ketamine.

'guilty', and i was wearing a black cloth hat.

FIGHT! FIGHT!
For once i find myself, without qulification, 100% in the corner of DiS...i'll fight these feckless fucktards to the end.

wow, that glass of meths at lunch musta really hit me

i hope i don't spell 'actually' like that..., like

i hpoe you don't like, like acrually talk like that

canadian. he's a tramp's cock.

all the way alex-in-ciderland.

PLEASE buy the future of the left record...it's middling placing in all these best of the year things is getting frustrating! it is a stunning album!

made the album of the year.
when will falko get the recognition he deserves as a songwriter?

trying to convince my mate to call her new kitten 'ike turner' last week.
perhaps when i say people's names they die a week later.
'conor mcnicholas'

worth a go..

the review.
it made me smile.

a shame they are not as good as everyone makes out or i'd definitely bother

album for the first time. it's not very good. it sounds like a very lazy tindersticks. uninspiring.
alligator is vastly superior.
who cares though?

thats exactly whats going to happen.
then you can fuck off with your haircut based cd collection and kill yourself in spectacular fashion using only the hoover you wank with and the child's corpse you feed from to facilitate your timely demise.
roberto is COOL!

madly awful.
not as bad as bolt action cocking five though.

does this mean it's sweet and cool to like her?
PLEASE someone tell me.
i'll be lost otherwise.

leonard rossiter.
this guy's a cock.

looking forward to seeing the popular rock combo ply their wares in a live scenario.
i should imagine i'll cum buckets.

from someone who, yet again, thinks that the journalist is more interesting than the bands.
classic weekend though.

'at once arcane and thrillingly esoteric'

like your mum

review.
good record.

in it's pointlessness - this really is giving v a run for it's money in the 'where in the world would i have to run to in order to be as far from this festival as possible?' stakes.
and those are some high stakes, friends.

fantastically retarded.

to see why a talent like luke haines would get involved with these inexplicably-popular-in-other-countries little englander chancers.
chatham tap n tin eh? wembley beckons...

situation are, like bart simpson's ironing, delicious. 'we'll give away our album for fuck all cos we're, like heroes or whatever, yeah?'
'then we'll charge £42.50 to play vast, stadium-sized shows...then we'll charge ten per cent handling fee...and then finally, we'll become part of a campaign that not only legitimises touting but actually means we get a slice of the dirty dollar our fans get ripped for'

the balance is not equal,my formerly talented yorke-friends...