manofhonour

much shame on courtney love. the man was an icon. was. now he's a bloated cash cow picked clean and left to dry out before his bones can be coated in glaze and hung from the highest tree for all and sundry to gawp at.

shame on you, love, shame on you.

and modern music makes me feel cold and shut out. i think i missed the meeting where we collectively substituted good tunes for...bands like the horrors.

can go suck a fuck

this band are funnier than that one about the tortoise, the fishmonger and the shaving cream.

they should rip freddy mercury from his grave and nail his rotting corpse to the microphone stand to prove they're serious about a reunion.

then get in some dwarves naked and covered in blood, am i right fellas?

are to music what a shit buttie is to the art of cooking

but your mum is.

would you do martha wainwright.

i ,for one, would, if you will, tarnish her reputation, indeed.

answer me this you cali surf-punk punk motherfuckers:

i lent you a jacuzzia foot spa back in '91. where the fuck is it you lallygagging wonder-wankers?

didn't give you enough attention as a child, did they?

are the orginal gangstaz fool

the bird from metric is fit.

now, i'm interested to know which ten women of rock (wor) you would do and in which order, 1 being first preference.

i don't have ten, but i'd go in for 1978 debbie harry at number one.

was an alien, man. he came down from neptune to show us mere mortals how to be rock n roll stars, and then they collected him up once his work was finished.

i'm sure he's up in heaven right now jamming away, laughing at these pricks and wondering whether or not to tell lennon he's playing voodoo chile a bit flat.

there name isn't rio and they ain't dancing by the sand, they are powered by mammary glands, stuck in the 80's with it's miami vice sands, still trying to learn just how to dance

those lyrics are shit, so can i join them?

they fuck off and get pregnant or something?

i wrote all of sgt pepper's when i left uni. this was shortly before i enrolled in 'nam. we got ambushed by charlie near da nang, fought back but lost 60% of our flying penguins in the chaos.

now, i live in 'pleasent springs home for the mentally deluded'. they tell me next week we're going to vegas to meet george clooney.

as if it wasn't bad enough that his transformation from grimy street/pete urchin into bob geldof aping pseudo-christ wasn't bad enough, now said transformation has resulted in right-wing, out of touch rags such as the star and the mail hailing him as rock's brightest star, due to his 'edgy' and 'dangerous' persona. johnny borrel: die.

that cunt's voice has got to be the most annoying sound since a pneumatic drill once copped off with the squeaky bint out of will and grace

is overrated

but i'm still up for the bitch sandwiches.

and i can quite honestly say kaiser chiefs are considered a fairly unremarkable band on the 'scene', as it's known.

personally i think ricky is a cunt.

that is all.

'ponces', i think.

'fops'.

for every time they brought out a new best of, i'd have several dollars.

but what with inflation, they would be worthless.

in closing, i think we should all have a bitch sandwich in picadilly circus.

...radiohead are my favourite band of all time, ever.

yet i really, really don't like the members of the band anymore, in terms of personality. i find them extremely humourless.

yet i can't deny they are my favourite band ever.

my head is about to explode in confusion.

also, 'just' is their best song of all time. thom yorke, despite knowing more about the songs and their worth than i, is wrong.

is that girls aloud are fit, whilst pete doherty is a bit shit, really.

let's face it, girls aloud are far more attractive than pete. pete's a minger. he probably eats his own faeces.

i'd also like to say i hope he died of a crack overdose very soon, as he is an absolute cunt.

...stating that the horrors were a shockingly shite slap-shod shitfest of a band

remind everyone why modern music is, for the most part, absolutely shite

pete doherty:

IS an ugly cunt
DESERVES to die from a crack overdose
CAN'T sing
IS an ugly cunt (that point needs reiterating to all those foolish greasy teen girls who think that pete's round, greasy pudding face, fucked up teeth and filthy, shit-caked fingernails are attractive)
let's hope the cunt pops it soon so we can all dance on his grave

...i've never liked milburn. i thought 'dancefloor' was quite good and 'view from the afternoon' was ace, but that's it.

see what i did there?

...some hard, pipe hittin' niggers to go to work on the holmes here wit a pair of pliars and a blowtorch

...is that no, they shouldn't release a best of, but yes, they are the fittest group of all time.
end of story.

a large dong and an even larger bank account

yet amazingly he's still a cunt

1) where did all the tunes go?
2) some say hairspray's dead (they ain't knowing shit)
3) i'm sure i used to be cool
4) come back slash (i miss you)
5) december sleet
6) use your delusion
7) appetite for burgers
8) washed up (ain't like the old dayz)

...of thugs and beat the shit out of them with guitars

i salute you

disturbed fans?

go fuck yourselves! mwahaha american twunts.

...it should be 'disturbed are the most...' rather than 'disturbed is the most...'.

other than that, i think you do far more to discredit disturbed than we ever could. after all, how much meaning is there to be found in the thoughts of a chubby white male pissed off that women don't appreciate his misogny?

...thinking of the best way to poke holes in your theories, before realising that the sentence: '[i am] obviously far more educated in music and what is talent and what is just banging guitars on the neck' made me realise...you ARE a camel-nosed fuck.

since when have disturbed ever being considered even as good as 'guitar neck bangers'? they probably spent five years figuring out the difference between a jumper and a fretboard.

redneck fuckwit.

...are so fit it's unbelievable. surely the fittest girl group of all time?

...if not for disturbed? one more reason to hate them as far as we're concerned, 'bitch'.

p.s. your momma sucks cable like tiger woods plays golf.

will reveal he isn't a former gangsta, but a former housewife named doris, who is in turn a former electrician named gary, who is in turn a komodo dragon named tim, who is in turn a horse name frederiko, who is in turn a mop handle called charlie, who is in turn a dust pan named dusty.

doubtless the book will have more glaring holes than the last t-shirt 2pac wore.

OUCH! NOW THAT'S CONTROVERSIAL!

...why would you react in such an over the top manner if you felt diver was wrong? you wouldn't have, you would simply have buttered some scones and sat down to treat yourself to the steaming pile of shite that passes for your record collection.

i put it to YOU that you are in fact a repressed homosexual with

...get a sense of humour you camel-nosed fuck.

...disturbed.

i should think they are lacking in musical talent because the best segments of their collective dna's were left as a brown stain on their parents' mattreses.

truly, trully godawful and terrifying for that reason.

...i quite liked 'two tickets to paradise', 'locomotion', 'rio' and 'back in black'.

wasn't the eighties shite?

yes, i would imagine it IS alright. for you see, the sex pistols were shit but they looked cool, so that's alright. similarly, pete doherty is a nigh-on insufferable waste of excrement but...well, he doesn't look good either so i don't suppose he's redeemable.

still, my intentions were good.

...does music really mean anything anymore to anyone?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hahahahahahaha holy shit

i take it the money he may recieve in the lawsuit will be donated to a charity post-haste?

nah, didn't think so.