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i turned it off cos it was shit.

Hmm i heard the Kanye West album was shit

I look forward to Guilt, it's a good song and they have Erol on the production so it should be nice and lofi.

I think he might be the ugliest singer in indie at the moment.

He called the radio "the wireless", i think he might of done this interview over email. It seems a bit over thought out by a guy trying to mimick the appalling hairstyle that Paul Weller wears these days.

They are a bit passe don't you think? It's like they took the worst bits from Neils Children, The Horrors and Theoretical Girl added some Rubber Soul era Beatles cuts and a few Biba frocks and there we go. I think their only good track is their opener, it gets progessively dire from there on in.

Considering their name, i thought they were gonna be some kind of drippy emotional hardcore band from San Diego. I was quite shocked to find out that they were one of those pissy piano driven bands with atrotious lyrics and absolutely sweet FA about them.

Don't get me started on the Hoosiers...i thought the singer was Ben Stiller for ages. Then I thought that they might be a romantic comedy about a struggling 30 something in a crap band. I mean come on, they beg you to buy their record: "We've had 3 hits now"!...i'm like battles haven't and i bought their record so erm yeah please go away.

how young is their fanbase?

I don't think he's very good really..bit crap

Check out We Smoke Fags - www.myspace.com/thebelmontfantastics misleading url but their music fails to disappoint.

aren't most of them dead?

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Dammit, they might as well put some strings on him and bring him out for a farewell tour. Someone should steal it ala Gram Parsons.

hats off to faris for being able to go that mental every night in that clobber, sometimes he must just want to become a lanky ramone again.

I saw an interview with her the other day and she couldn't understand why the UK isn't interested in her... Next she'll be flowing about sidewalks and starbucks.

Are they on the label that dropped Clor? Nuff said.

New rave only ever existed in the heads of London's fashion elite and gay community, they were just looking for an excuse to wear shite clothes best left in 1991.

As for Klaxons the only thing remotely rave about them is their reviews.

...they have something in common; flogging a dead horse.

lets smoke some crack up in here

The Katie Price And Peter Andre album is pretty good actually especially "Babe I Had No Battery", "Have you got it in a four?", "Don't use my razor (to shave your legs)", "The Biggest Tits In The Game". Seriously check it out, their songwriting is pretty hot and Jordans slick production really gives it that genuine feel.

Look out for Peter Andre's rap on "KFC or BK",- "KFC gives you mucky fingers, but BK smells stays in your car cos it lingers, i'm doing a bird with massive tits, slick her body and her armpits".

Definitely a runner for album of the year don't you think?

HELL THE FUCK YEAH!! SNOORRRTTTT! FUCKING BAD ASS. I'm gonna be at the gigs, might even bring a couple of dead cats for the mosh pit, they get ripped up in seconds, always better with blood. SLAYER! I'm gonna be in the front row like snorting til blood pisses out my nose and out my arse. I mean back in the day i used to shit myself in mosh pits and throw it around. I once saw a bloke having a wank in a moshpit.

like what the fuck happened to kerrang! I remember when it started turning in like 98, and started featuring shit bands. It was brutal before, and so preferable to Metal Hammer, which was a bit gay.

Apparently the bass player is the frontman- Pete Wentz? But that little dude is the singer, how does that equate. I think its because he's really short and that makes him a lesser man in their books. Look how their standing in the photo, all bending, ducking down and standing funny to make him look bigger!

She's pretty shit at singing these days. Her show was an absolute load of bollocks and pretty much a freakshow for people to see how much weight she's put on and how profane she is these days.

I remember see-ing her on Blue Peter back in the day when she was a really gimpy 12 year old. Nowadays she talks about how she took a piss on the floor of a kebab shop for a laugh.

probably give you cancer.

I fucking Loved Fluff. Whenever i heard him say Hey Pop Pickers' it send a shiver down my spine.

Anyone else find ABBA quite creepy? Bet everyone knows this but the name abba is made out of their first names- Agnetha, Bjorn, Benny and Anni-Frid. Anyways creepy motherfuckers.

Like Agnetha was stalked for years by this weirdo then she started seeing him for like two years. This bloke was like some bloke was fat weird and wore tracksuit bottoms and wipped his arse on a tissue and tried to rub it on a camera lens in the documentary.

i've done a poo in my pants

I sounds fucking stupid that song. Proper gay, if they got married they could be called called the timbalakes as a comprimise.

cos he's thick

ah man haven't they split up yet? Now i'll reason with them "Science" and "battle starscratchla" are good funk punk records. But fuck off your time has been had.

Yes Yes blud. You just know its gonna be good, he's the bass playing patois streets.

This is fucking crap.

fuck it sue myspace, they are infringing copyrights and don't really do much about controlling it. The site is also poorly made and is fucking frustrating to use as it spends most of its time crashing.

rant

shit name for an album really

Na don't sound that good, just sounds like the pretentious music they have playing quietly in club scenes or Ryans looking moody.

classic band, classic band, what can i say? should i say they are a classic band? but what do i mean by that? Do i mean their a classic band or am i merely implying that they are indeed a classic band? But what determines a classic band? Is it style? Is it the aural merits? What makes a song classic? What is the maths behing a classic piece of music? Is there a formula behind classic music? Is classical music neccesarily classic?

Britney Porn Movie...its only a matter of time guys!

I went to the Transgressive Fabric thing...It was good but the only problem was not many people had ever been before and spent most of creating traffic and trying to work how to turn on the toilet taps. £3 a beer. Besides do drugs.

yeah fopp is totally rinsing me, you always go in and see like the whole of bob dylan's back catalogue for £5 each

I think that there is a lot more to a record than just the songs, its nice to have the packaging, the cd booklet, maybe a free tatoo in Take Thats case. I don't want to fucking own invisible music, fuck downloads...It just means the labels can release more shit. x

what a wuss, god its only a collapsed lung, he should of finnished the tour. If that was the drummer of Razorlight, he would of played, he played their last uk tour with a broken spine.

They are probably one of the most original bands i've ever heard. I love it how one of the vocalists sings in falsetto while the others rap.

i know what you mean...most bands seem to get to their 2nd album and then decide to get really influenced by U2 and america. One track of the album usually contains a track called something like "Dakota' or "Streets of Philidelphia" or LA or something wack. shit house

"Its got a U2 Vibe".
Well that killed off the album for me

fucking awesome, bring it on, snort down the mic, piss in your knickers, throw a turd at a wall, smoke 19 cigarettes all at once, cover your car in blood!

funnily enough 'she moves in her own way' is higher in the chart on its 10th week than their current singles first week..cunts

just fucking give up and start recording other peoples albums. Simon Le Bon is a fat spotty git. x

America is nothing to be proud of. How can you watch america (i recon he thinks he's god). And also smoking before bed time stimilates you, making it harder to sleep. Apparently most of the album is about America, getting blow jobs whilst travelling to other countries, cricket, anal sex, Johnny's tale of his journey on the mayflower and also some political songs about india and norway. Also a Whale song at the end, which was recorded in a swimming pool in chingford with a stolen whale and some geese whilst johnny borell hit a cowbell.

only have 5 songs too, the album will probably end up sounding like slade and Faris Rotter will probably join the Hollyoaks cast as a student.

Oi! Leave it out, Ked Feds the bomb! Check some of his dope lyrics-

Sucked in Americas hate and now im passin it back
Uh
Who told this bastard that he cant rap
I got 50 mill.
I can do whatever I want
I dont need a deal
I can do whatever I want
I just keep it real
I can say whatever I want
Dont buy my shit

Go ahead and say whatcha wanna
I'm gonna sell about 2 mil
Uh, then I'm goner, uh

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.
In Portugese it means “bring your ass”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty–
want to know where I go when I’m your city?