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to let the band think someone cares.

But with a line like 'I'm not a parrot' as your headline, you aren't going to attract anybody, Diver. It isn't funny, and they look like very boring people.

Look at you all getting so upset about something somebody you really shoudln't care about's opinions on Thom Yorke.

The Lostprophets singer probably doesn't like the Velvet Underground, but I'm not going to start shouting about it.

You don't need to be an indie snob to realise this is terrible music for 14 year old females.

Cue Stealthy:

"I'm glad. I hate her."

Cue Everyone else:

"HOW DARE YOU?"

Oh please. Quit whilst you can. Watching your responses is painful.

You're digging and digging.

An offensive title is given to an article which holds the purpose of advertising this website, so people will vote for them.

The controversy backfires, but Sean Adams defends himself and the site.

The title is changed, when the writers realise 'This might put people off voting for us. Who came up with this ridiculous idea?'.

Raz tries to lighten the mood with his textbook sarcasm, attempting to make readers think the staff don't care at all.

This ^ is why I will be going out of my way to make sure you do not win this competition.

This website is a poor excuse for a music site at best. You've got half-wit writers who try their hardest to incorporate their irrelevant opinions into news stories, with terrible puns and crap jokes.

News cannot be broadcast with bias. However, I suppose you relish being labelled 'unconventional'. Do you also relish being labelled 'childish', 'unprofessional' and 'awfully unfunny'?

This site impresses its community. Its 100 or so forum users. People browsing the internet look on this site and pass it off as yet another elitist blog.

The reviews are also, forgive me, piss-poor. They're either over-pretentious (see Howling Bells) or just uninformed and dreadfully written (see everything else).

You are popular for all the wrong reasons. This website is notorious for being full of ugly people with rubbish music tastes. Why should I vote for you?

I will be passing this link on, encouraging my friends to vote anything but Drowned in Sound.

No doubt a handful of pathetic vaginas will follow this post with immature insults. Firstly the children (millionaire, therapyrock etc.), then their role models - the sad adults.

Bye.