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'Limbo,

Panto.'

a) The United Kingdom

I really should win these as I am getting married the week before and this could be an EXCELLENT pressie from the good ship DiS.

You should all step aside and let me win.

And I only live an hour away from the festival site so my carbon footprint will be positively petite.

So that's

a no-go on the Latitude tickets then?

Gone

but not forgotten....

Buzzword Bingo

"monetization solution"

HOUSE!

what does

\m/ mean?

Dig Out

Your Own Eyes

Have I

won yet?

not just furry

but SUPER furry.

I think some people

think he's a bit spacey but I think sometimes people forget English is his second language. He's said this himself. So it's kinda going through a filter before coming out which can add to the space cadet thing...

Meh

.

COCK

ALERT.
A "well deserved caning"?
You idiot.
Go to your room.

SFA OK SFA OK SFA OK

the ever wonderful Super Furry Animals. I've got City&Guilds,I've got City&Guilds but I'd really rather a pair of Green Man tickets.

that name is TMd

btw...

Next year

missthing organises Pissupinbrewery09.

Punters bemoan lack of beer.

So why the loyalty to

defending the name of Zoo8 unless you have a business/marketing interest in it seeing as everyone else who seems to have gone as a paying punter had as much fun as Boy George at a Klan rally?

GET ME

NICKY CAMPBELL...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/consumer/tv_and_radio/watchdog/contact_index.shtml sign up if you went do it do it do it

Are you

Mrs Zoo8?

Your name is Jack

and I claim my £5.

Fuck me

what world are you living in - "a bitch" and a "disgraceful woman"?

Christ Almighty.

Porridge

.

A) Glastonbury

AKA Field of Dreams - if you build it we will pay over the odds to stand in a field of cow pats and try to catch the sound of Jay Z on the wind...

I would really like to see Neon Neon and will dress up like Michael Douglas circa the Basic Instinct disco scene (Pringle pullover, no shirt, slip on sandals and Farah slacks) if I win.

I'd like

to get a nasty reaction from Josh. Mmm.

I would disagree on this

I don't think he is homophobic just as I don't think when I shout "cu*t" when I drop something I hate my own sex or what I say to my mate "don't be a girl" I am sexist...

My most closely guarded secret

Tom, Alex, Bec...at that festival last year I DID drink the whole bottle of vodka and replace it with water.

It wasn't the people from the tent next door.

Shit lyrics?

"I'm loving angels instead".

Utter shite.

I thought JC was losing it until last year's Latitude performance - he was the Daddy (Long Legs).

Why

the long face?

Let's stop treading on eggshells...

It's cos Jay-Z is *shh* American, innit?

Moo

I blame the cows.

All that muck.

1970s Wagon Wheel sized lies

I went to Glastonbury in 2005 for the first time and totally fell in love with the whole place and the people and came back believing I had been privy to some special force of nature for those few magical days (all that Glasto-guff my old timer mates go on about…well, yeah, they were right, it was true it was “different”) but last year was just a bit like having a Wagon Wheel having not had once since you were a kid. But sort of in reverse cos it wasn’t too small it was too big. If you get what I mean. Yeah, Wagon Wheels. But too big.

I think having had a glorious sunny and fabulously warm and fuzzy Latitude and Bestival last year put the nail in it for me – there were just too many people at Glastonbury and the mud was a bummer whatever anyone says about it all being part of the spirit of it they are LYING big 1970s Wagon Wheel sized lies, who really wants to trudge through cow sh*t?

Kate Moss will still go.

It's a kind of

sausage

It's all maths, innit?

Mike Scott x Bob Geldof / talent - charisma + mediocrity = Johnny Borrell. I like that he strives to be AN IMPORTANT ARTIST but is a mere blackhead on the greasy septum-free nose of the anguished, unloved, punchable moonface of popular 'indie' music.

I'm with you on this one Nicster

I'd rather sew up my own c**t than even look at the guff-stenched buffoon.

Fingers? CHECK.

Toes? CHECK. Arms? CHECK. Eyes. CHECK. Yup, everything crossed. Hope and a FERVENT prayer. I hope he goes away, tries to find some point/happiness and stop flogging his dead horse of a 'talent'.

C'mon,

you can't blame a gal for trying, eh?

Me too, looks

like it's just us. You take Leeds & I'll take Reading then? That seems fair.

Would it be in poor taste

to rehash the 'What would it take to reunite The Beatles?' gag?

You mean

soaked in Bacardi Breezer and a penchant for racism? How edgy.

Is that the one

who thumped the black girl in the bog? Wonder if that'll be her epitaph...

Pointful Three

Alan Sugar, Charlize Theron and Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards. It's all relative.

Razorlight

what can one say? They know they're bland, we know they are bland careerist indie rock-lite so let's just have a whip round and give them some money to f*ck off and have done. They are akin to a Saturday afternoon spent lost in the paint chart (beige to brown section) aisle of Homebase when you could be outdoors doing something far more pleasant, say, kicking swans in the face for example.

That's

funny. More of that.

Two words, one point:

Park. Life.

Now then...." his ability to make brilliant music is unquestionable". Really? Unquestionable? Go to your room and have a long, hard think about what you've just said.

After careful consideration

I would have to say that 'yes, it is' surely it's got to be better than murdering and raping people, eh kids?

Yes

I think it's only you.

Old Johnny boy on the

toy mic outside Gap too. Decisions, decisions...

I think you'll find you

can. Let's start with the hair, groove down to the suits then lay in to the voice...

Yeah

nothing like a drug habit to give you an edge. F*ck talent!

And the resurgence

of the pork pie hat and the military look. Yay!